Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.
That was the most informative thing I have ever been told by a duck
And I have been told a lot of things by ducks.
THIS IS A CROP
IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN
THIS IS A WHIP
IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN
NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN
I JUST SPAT CRANBERRY JUICE ALL OVER MY HOMEWORK AND DESK BECUASE OF THE END OF THAT.
i have way too many followers and they are all pretty cool so i decided to do a give-a-way to celebrate that. yay.
problem: I OWN NOTHING COOL.
solution: give you money so you can buy yourself whatever you WANT!1!!1111
so how much money!!??
how does $130 U.S.A money sound?
people make give-a-ways so complicated but seriously i ain’t got time for shenanigans so here is the deal:
- you can either like or reblog (or both!)
- but just reblog once.
- no seriously.
- don’t be a fucking tool and reblog/like this more than once. i mean seriously.
- prefer no give-a-way and rp blogs (unless your rp blog is your personal). come on you can just like it and still win i mean gosh.
- you do NOT have to follow me.
- that would be stupid.
the winner will be done via an automated system.
this ends at midnight on May 11th!
just a reminder that this is a thing i am still doing!
I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this
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